Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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