How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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