Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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