She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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