:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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