after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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