yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think people are normalizing furries
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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