just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my poor anus
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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