I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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