your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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