if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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