Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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