"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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