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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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