Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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