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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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