I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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