One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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