bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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