so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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