I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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