Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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