I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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