i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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