He is an equal opportunity slut.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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