But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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