Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No subtext here. People are naked.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
