Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Will exercising make me less horny?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize