Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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