I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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