seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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