Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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