wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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