And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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