i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He did a backflip because drugs
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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