I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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