careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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