yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him