I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.