Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.