The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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