when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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