Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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