I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Small penises have feelings too.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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