sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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