You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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