This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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