I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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