It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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