Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
this will be a night to untag.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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