is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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