There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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