I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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