nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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