Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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