My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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