my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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