i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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